Los Valientes Del Mundo Nuevo
March 25th, 2007
CD released on February 20th, 2007 by VICE Records.
From experience I can say that dating a stripper is not as great as it sounds.
The problem being that when you meet a girl at a strip club and take her home the excitement level is enough to make you feel like you might be the most powerful man in the world. As far as I could tell their was ups and downs.
Downs being the obvious jealous rage thats produced when your girlfriends primary job is taking off her cloths so that random men can have her stock pilled in their spank banks. OK, so it’s a massive fucking downer, especially if your moderately insecure, but lets hope if you\’re taking a stripper home insecurity isn’t really a problem you have.
For those of you left with the balls to try it, let it be known before hand that it can never last long. Never. Never ever ever never ever. In this world anyone can be bought and sold, and no happily-ever-after stripper romance ever has been worth a dam (excluding that dude from biohazard).
Upside if you can last more than a week…she might let you pick the music.
Go with something old school like “I Wanna Destroy You” buy the Circle Jerks; you’ll thank me later.
By Derrick St. Michael
Taken from: truthexplosion.com
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